Birthdates which occurred on your SELECTED date of June 14: 1736 Charles-Augustin de Coulomb physicist (formulated Coulomb's Law) 1811 Harriet Beecher Stowe author (Uncle Tom's Cabin) 1820 John Bartlett US, editor (compiled Familiar Quotations) 1855 Robert Marion La Follette Wisconsin, pres candidate (Progressive) 1856 Andrey Markov Russia, mathematician (Markov Chain) 1864 Alois Alzheimer Germany, psychiatrist/pathologist (Alzheimer Disease) 1868 Karl Landsteiner immunologist/pathologist (Nobel 1930) 1874 Edward Bowes radio host (Major Bowes Amateur Hour) 19-- Andy Christell rocker (Electric Boys-Funk-o-metal Carpet Ride) 19-- Chris DeGarmo rock guitarist (Queensr˜che-The Warning) 19-- Jorge Rivero Mexico, actor (Priest of Love, Last Hard Men) 19-- Kim Lankford Montebello Calif, actress (Gingers-Knots Landing) 19-- Rosa Langschwadt actress (Cecily Davidson-All My Children) 19-- Trish Stewart Hot Springs Ark, actress (Melanmie-Salvage 1) 19-- Yasmine Bleeth actress (Ryan's Hope) 1906 Carl Esmond Wien (Vienna) Austria, actor (Smash-Up) 1906 Gil Lamb Minneapolis, actor (Hit Parade of 1947, Riding High) 1908 John Scott Trotter Charlotte NC, orch leader (George Gobel Show) 1909 Burl Ives Hunt Ill, folk singer/actor (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof) 1910 Rudolf Kempe Niederpoyritz Germany, conductor (Tonhalle Orch 1965-72) 1917 Lash La Rue Gretna La, cowboy actor (Lash of the West, Wyatt Earp) 1918 Dorothy McGuire Omaha Neb, actress (Old Yeller, Summer Magic) 1919 Sam Wanamaker Chic Ill, actor (Holocaust, Competition, Raw Deal) 1921 Gene Barry NYC, actor (Bat Masterson, Name of the Game, Burke's Law) 1925 Pierre Salinger newsman (ABC)/press secretary (John Kennedy) 1928 Ernesto (Che) Guevara Latin American revolutionary 1929 Cy Coleman [Seymour Kaufman], songwriter (Witchcraft, Sweet Charity) 1931 Marla Gibbs Chicago Ill, actress (Florence-Jeffersons, Mary-227) 1933 Jerzy Kosinski novelist (Painted Bird, Being There) 1940 Ben Davidson LA Calif, actor (Rhino-Ball Four, Code R) 1940 Jack Bannon LA Calif, actor (Art-Lou Grant, Trauma Center) 1943 Muff Mervyn Winwood singer (Spencer Davis Group-Gimme Some Lovin) 1946 Donald Trump master builder (Trump Towers/Plaza/Castle) 1946 Ralph McAllister Ingersol II NYC, newspaper publisher 1949 Bob Frankston programmer (VisiCalc) 1949 Rochelle Firestone Kansas City MO, actress (Hellhole) 1952 Eddie Mekka Worcester Mass, actor (Carmine-Laverne & Shirley) 1954 Will Patton Charleston SC, actor (No Way Out, Ballzaire the Cajun) 1958 Carina Persson Stockholm Sweden, playmate (August, 1983) 1958 Eric Heiden Wisc, .5/1/1.5/5/10K speed skater (Olympic-5 golds-1980) 1961 Boy George O'Dowd androgynous rock musician & druggie (Culture Club) 1969 Steffi Graf West Germany, tennis player (Grand Slam 1988) 1970 Simone Fleurice Eden Arcadia Ca, playmate (Feb, 1989) 2160 Montgomery Edward Scott Aberdeen, Scotland (Star Trek) Trump, I can take (although this is probably the only thing we have in common), and Steffi Graf ... but Boy George?! It's the Gemini in him, to be sure. Anyway, Happy Birthday to me. You'll never guess the only thing I want ....

Results of calculation Start date: Monday, June 14, 1954 at 4:20:00 AM Round number of seconds later 1,000,000,000 seconds later: Thursday, February 20, 1986 at 6:06:40 AM 1,500,000,000 seconds later: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 7:00:00 AM 2,000,000,000 seconds later: Sunday, October 29, 2017 at 7:53:20 AM 2,500,000,000 seconds later: Friday, September 2, 2033 at 8:46:40 AM 3,000,000,000 seconds later: Wednesday, July 7, 2049 at 9:40:00 AM 3,500,000,000 seconds later: Monday, May 11, 2065 at 10:33:20 AM Round number of minutes later 10,000,000 minutes later: Monday, June 18, 1973 at 3:00:00 PM 20,000,000 minutes later: Tuesday, June 23, 1992 at 1:40:00 AM 30,000,000 minutes later: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 12:20:00 PM 40,000,000 minutes later: Tuesday, July 2, 2030 at 11:00:00 PM 50,000,000 minutes later: Wednesday, July 7, 2049 at 9:40:00 AM 60,000,000 minutes later: Wednesday, July 11, 2068 at 8:20:00 PM Round number of hours later 300,000 hours later: Saturday, September 3, 1988 at 4:20:00 AM 400,000 hours later: Sunday, January 30, 2000 at 8:20:00 PM 500,000 hours later: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 12:20:00 PM 600,000 hours later: Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:20:00 AM 700,000 hours later: Friday, April 21, 2034 at 8:20:00 PM 800,000 hours later: Sunday, September 17, 2045 at 12:20:00 PM Round number of days later 10,000 days later: Friday, October 30, 1981 at 4:20:00 AM 15,000 days later: Sunday, July 9, 1995 at 4:20:00 AM 20,000 days later: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 at 4:20:00 AM 25,000 days later: Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 4:20:00 AM 30,000 days later: Saturday, August 2, 2036 at 4:20:00 AM 35,000 days later: Monday, April 11, 2050 at 4:20:00 AM Round number of weeks later 1000 weeks later: Monday, August 13, 1973 at 4:20:00 AM 2000 weeks later: Monday, October 12, 1992 at 4:20:00 AM 3000 weeks later: Monday, December 12, 2011 at 4:20:00 AM 4000 weeks later: Monday, February 10, 2031 at 4:20:00 AM 5000 weeks later: Monday, April 11, 2050 at 4:20:00 AM 6000 weeks later: Monday, June 10, 2069 at 4:20:00 AM Lines that are highlighted are the "next" big events in each category Note that these calculations do not account for time zone changes, daylight saving time and leap seconds (may be one hour off real difference) You entered: 6/14/1954 Your date of conception was on or about 21 September 1953 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Gemini. Your Life path number is 3. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2434907.5. The golden number for 1954 is 17. The epact number for 1954 is 25. The year 1954 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/3/1954 and ending 1/23/1955. You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse. The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 18 April 1954. The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 25 April 1954. The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 3 March 1954. The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 6 June 1954. The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 13 June 1954. The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 28 September 1954. The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 18 April 1954. The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 2 March 1954. As of 6/14/2006 6:15:22 AM EDT You are 52 years old. You are 624 months old. You are 2,713 weeks old. You are 18,993 days old. You are 455,838 hours old. You are 27,350,295 minutes old. You are 1,641,017,722 seconds old. Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 7.43365949119374 years old. (You old hound dog, you!) There are 365 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 53 candles. Those 53 candles produce 53 BTUs, or 13,356 calories of heat (that's only 13.3560 food Calories!) . You can boil 6.06 US ounces of water with that many candles. In 1954 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US. In 1954 the US population was approximately 150,697,361 people, 50.7 persons per square mile. In 1954 in the US there were approximately 1,667,231 marriages (11.1%) and 385,144 divorces (2.6%) In 1954 in the US there were approximately 1,452,000 deaths (9.6 per 1000) In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds. In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds. Your birthstone is Alexandrite The Mystical properties of Alexandrite Alexandrite can assist one in centering the self, reinforcing self-esteem, and augmenting ones ability to experience joy. Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) Pearl, Moonstone, Opal Your birth tree is Fig Tree, the Sensibility Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence. There are 194 days till Christmas 2006! There are 207 days till Orthodox Christmas! The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing gibbous.

A few minutes ago on Stern, George Takai -- who played Sulu on "Star Trek" -- was talking about what an asshole William Shatner is. In great detail. Huge ego, bad-tempered, ill-mannered asshole, yada yada yada ... None of this is really new to me (possibly you, too). Except: Takei says that Shatner is, like Stern, a germophobe. Sprays his hands with some germ killer concoction after shaking hands with people. Of course this reminded me of J_____ telling a story about meeting Shatner, shaking hands with him and his "wiping it off" on his pants leg afterwards. Remember that story? This came up around the time Shatner's wife turned up dead in his swimming pool and J____ said, "he killed her". Several times "she" said that. Whoever "she" was ... Except I don't know who really had that experience with Shatner. Because, as we both well know, J____ had a typist. So was this her story? Or her typist's story? Who was typing? Lady of Mystery, I tellya.